still laking

We just planted some lavendar and lilys. Yesterday was "ladies ladies ladies", scooping the teen scene in Scranton (finally!) etc. We did mushrooms and it made me so insanely giggly. I am never doing mushrooms again because of the incredible nauseous feeling, we walked around the lake and every step was like an almost-puke. But it was worth it because of the neon little man sign that I was fascinated with. ww hh aa tt ee ll ss ee. Reading Hate, working on the NADA catalog thing, figure drawing class, I'm not deaf anymore.

the latest, the greatest

So, I moved to New York, went to a lesbian variety show, had a breakthrough dancing at Harvey, hung out with old time friends, spent a week at the lake house, etc, etc.  It's too nice here to even begin mentioning.  Swimming, hammocking, cat petting, cards playing, jamming, talking, reading,  sleeping, feasting.  Thanks for sharing, vacation peeps!

 

Imaginary Shopping Spree

wild world

My mom and I were gardening when we found a tiny beautiful green frog sitting in my newly replanted sedum. I think it was drawn to the succulent because they were practically the same color. Finding the frog was like finding a precious precious jewel, but if the jewel was an animal. We watched it make its journey back home to the bamboo plant next to the watering hose. Later after it got dark I noticed a line of small white mushrooms in the grass. Both of these things turned the backyard into a magical mystery tour.

I am doing online traffic school right now, pretending to be my mother. Today my uncle who's a dentist cleaned my teeth and then we had sushi for lunch. I had this thing called a "sushi burrito" that was wrapped in lettuce, it was so amazing! Also green tea cheesecake. I fertilized the backyard and my life is so pedestrian right now.

Today I dropped my wallet in a parking lot and the person who returned it to the store stole $200 out of it. I never carry around lots of cash but my aunt came over on July 4th and gave it to me as a graduation present. I was so angry with rage and upset and crying at the same time. I know it's my fault but I've really cursed that person so I'm confident that really bad things will happen to them. I would never take $200 out of a wallet, maybe $20. Anyways I just got back from a private yoga session (!!) with Audra and the most awesomest part was we did this pose I've never done before where you walk on a wall. RIGHT??!!! Basically you do a down dog with the backs of your feet almost against a wall. Then you start walking backwards up the wall until your body is in a L-shape. 

when you speak, your mind is on parade

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Dolphins sleep eight hours a day, just like us.

Digipic vomit

lots of things and no things have been happening

Today I made my mom cry and I don't know why, which made me cry, so it pretty much sucked. But I've been having fun in LA, yesterday we went to the beach and it was kind of criminally nice. The water felt like a bathtub and we stayed in the water jumping over waves for hours. Then Joya made us a fancy feast dinner (not for cats!) and it was all Audra's UCLA friends. On Wednesday it was Audra's birthday and we went to a Mexican potluck, that was also super talky and nice, but very easygoing. Tuesday was moving day. Since the night before my mom broke my giant awesome mirror, I thought it was a bad omen that moving was going to be so difficult. But I was wrong! It was so smooth and way less stressful than I had originally thought. My mother was in charge of figuring out where to put all the stuff in the back of the UHaul and it was really genius, like Tetris. Driving the truck was kind of scary but then not really. Yes all in all for having so much stuff (it was quite shocking), it was smooth smooth sailing. The night I got home there was crazy family drama which pretty much sucked. Being at home is always so dramatic and like emotional in a bad way.