I finally figured out what I've been conditioning my hair with!: Alba brand sunblock lotion!!!!

OOPS!!!

Also: moka pot!

Also: my neil young binge is being abruptly ruined, as always, by a man needs a maid

edit: but just as abruptly reinstated by heart of gold...it never pales. ever

breaking news: the words wild, wildness & wilderness do not exist in indigineous languages