Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I had a dream I had an adorable white puppy with floppy ears named Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also I had a dream I went hiking in San Francisco and there were dramatic ice slides kind of like Raging Waters.

Monday, February 23, 2009


All I did last week was work at the museum seven days straight.  Yesterday there was a party with two cakes, one was decorated with a grotesque baby elmo on it in diapers that looked like he pooped all over the chocolate cake.  The other was baby cookie monster and I think it subconsciously turned me into a cookie monster last night, I kept looking at things and wanting them to be giant chocolate chip cookies.  Also Tim bought me pussywillows!  The closest thing to a pet any time soon.  Oh that reminds me that at work I made a book called "PETS BY DONNA" that has all my imaginary pets in it, in construction paper cut outs.  Oh also I saw Mimi at the fruit stand just the other day and she barked at me and then we played a little.  I've been eating grapefruit and brussels sprouts like there's no tomorrow and inexplicably I watched the Oscars for the first time in like ever.  Is it me or is Adrian Brody just the absolute cringiest?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I caught the FLU which put me OOC (out of commission not out of control) for five days.  Queen of the couch!  Seriously it was awful and I still have the bloody snot to prove it.  The only thing I managed to do, and I had to haul majorly sick ass to do it, was make a jellyfish pinata.  I even missed Harvey but also I've a long string of work these days.  Now I'm on the mend and looking for a better chapstick.  

Sunday, February 15, 2009

sorry mimi,

I've been SICK AS A DOG!!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Saturday, February 7, 2009

drive Jeremy Deller's bus across the country!

I keep thinking about how fun it would be to go on a road trip with Jeremy Deller. Still maybe he is a secret asshole ? ! He seems like he would have a good sense of humor though. I am about to leave LA and pretty satisfied with what I managed to cram into my luggage. Examples: all my clothes that were still here, practically, a giant package of unneccessary skincare products my mom bought for me, Can Moonshake (SEE TIM!!!), clunky giant miu miu sandals, crystal deoderant, plant cuttings, dumplings for lunch, a giant bag of dried shitake mushrooms, my Edifier speakers, yarn, fabric, paper, stickers, really-heavy-for-paperback-Hal Fosters, etc, etc, etc. The only things I couldn't manage were the Print Gocco and my 2 lb weights. Here are the highlights of my LA trip: getting my teeth cleaned, hanging with mom, the cuteness of the dog, walking with Audra, giant flatscreen, lots of pilates space, Korean food. Here are the lowlights: heavy rain for two out of my five days here (what gives???!!), "Burn After Reading" (so nihilist), any time spent in the car.
Anyways, it would be so cool if this entire house and its contents could be magically transported to, say, Queens, or Long Island.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

oops I forgot all what I did this weekend except we had an impromptu Super Bowl party. Oh yeah HI DAVE we hung out because he was in town. Also I am in LA right now and it's, oh, about 75 degrees out. YES SHY BOY!!!
this evening's cable update: so far, I've watched "Help! I'm a Hoarder" on TLC and "Biography: Shannon Doherty".
reading: Temple Grandin