Tuesday, December 30, 2008

note to self

pomegranite = delicious
pomegranate flavored anything = disgusting
found so far in frozen yogurt, hanson's soda
distinctly robo!
also, which spelling?

Monday, December 29, 2008

"giant spiderweb persists"

cool neon how I forsook you!
ambitious booklist ha ha ha. I just finished the twilight series.


Sunday, December 28, 2008

best ebay listing title ever:

only $399


Listening to Fresh Air: hermaphrodite dog . ? !



08 so over you!

Highlights from xmas vacation Alexandria: quality ladies time, delicious dinners involving bread puddings, boss salads, asparagus, cheese, cakes & tarts galore etc etc., playing with the 2 year old, more gifts than I think I've ever got, ever, native american museum revisit, and I know I've forgotten lots more. On the down side, I don't think I'm cut out for five hour bus rides. 

Today I took a long walk by myself - much needed I think. There was a special cat adoption van parked on Bedford FULL OF CATS THAT NEED HOMES!!! Then later I got a Vietnamese sandwich and there was a shiba inu waiting outside WHY ARE PETS SO TEMPTING!!!!  I'm psyched for a new year and I'm ready for it. Cassandra told me I was more "negative" than I'd ever been and while I was not really so happy to hear that it struck a weird note. I am going to try going with the heart over the brain but we'll see how that works out. Also, I am not getting all affirmations. I just will try to be happy and not freaked out. Taking acid helps with that too.

Monday, December 22, 2008

"a polar bear disaster" - david attenborough

Global warning sucks for them especially! boo.
I've been watching planet earth nonstop today. The one about icy places had so many white adorbs animals: polar bear cubs, arctic foxes, white hares, fat little birds.
The one about caves was pretty good too. Still, planet earth is more cheesy than life of mammals, blue planet, and has worse music. Also, where did D.A. go? I want to see him riding in on a ridiculous sleigh. 
oooooooh foxes
Also: we had a holiday potluck and it was really fun. Then we went dancing at Harvey and it was fun too. We had just a tiiiny bit of the fun stuff but it was enough. Also there were two snow storms. But I haven't fallen down yet. Also 

just added: I just basically watched a polar bear die. It was super tragic and weepy. God humanity sucks so!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

OMG football cliffhanger!!!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

They were out of cookie cutter people at the fancy cooking store so I'm going to make comme des garcons PLAY hearts instead. Also, on the news: A supermarket bakery refused to personalize a cake for a child named Adolf Hitler Campbell. The parents eventually got their cake from Wal-Mart.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I was watching Jeopardy and one of the answers was "Ernest Shackelton" which reminded me that when we played Dead Celebrity Soulmate a long time ago he was one of Liz's match ups.I don't remember who all mine were but I think Pancho Villa, and when I pretended to be a lesbian, Frida Kahlo.

officially official

It snowed for the first time this winter. Big fat snowflakes the kind that are sticky. They really change how you perceive space, I know that sounds pretentious but it's true.
I'm going to be a "costume assistant" for a kid's musical and we are going to make dog costumes: a llasa apso, a terrier, a poodle, and I forget the kind that has lots of folds like velour and they're Chinese.
PS. I took an IQ test. 142!!!!!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

The deli around the corner from our apartment, which is run by Indian people, has opened a pizza parlor in the back, run by Mexicans, called "L.A. Restaurant".

Thursday, December 11, 2008

world of the east

The coolest girl last night was wearing a sequiny sparkly black top with red overalls, tucked into black boots. She looked like a party santa. 
I want to make eggless egg salad sandwiches for lunch.
We are looking for witches, or witchy minded people, to join us for winter solstice ritual celebrations - can we please harness this major dark energy already into something productive?
oh PS I've become really interested in interesting smells. Is that lame?

Monday, December 8, 2008

So I got balloons from the Children's Museum to give to Liz for her birthday dinner but on my way to Angelica Kitchen there was an extreme gust of wind that BEHEADED the balloons so I was left with strings in my hands and also really cold. The servers at Angelica were pretty mean.
But the food was super good! 
And: We wanted to get some whiskey so we went to the Black Rabbit, but it was bingo night and we had to leave pretty soon before the dork fumes wafted off to us. Bingo markers are really fun though if you want to get all Yayoi Kusama.
Also: we watched Earth Girls Are Easy. It manages to be violently visually stimulating while also kind of boring. Pogo balls!
Then: me and Liz went on SECOND LIFE WITH HER NEW AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!! It was really really boring but kinda funny and pervy, the only things we managed to do was lose our hair and feet, and semi stalk an avatar named "Sheila Mahagonay".  Liz is named "Sheena Miami." Single White Female! There's a really creepy option in the drop down menu: "take off clothes". 
Sheena is such a sad bald tale.
Also: I still haven't seen the legendary Greenpoint chowmoyed. This makes me so sad.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Wednesday, December 3, 2008


, like the Kate Bush song. 
1. I have lots of hangnails from working at the letterpress.
God, working really puts a damper on like having a life.
2. HANGING A SWORD is really truly a vision, really truly.
And Tim just found the old old zine for holiday house: 
"nothing will ever conquer the raw power of rebellious youth"!!!
so deep.
3. possibly to do over xmas: natural history, american indian, hirschhorn just kidding banned for life, pedicure where little fishes eat your skin
4. possibly to do tonight: law and order
masks + mirrors + obvs studied with the K.B. School of Movment (AKA MIMERY)