Wednesday, July 1, 2009

morning edition

"In Australia, crop circles have been showing up in poppy fields.  The poppy is legal, grown to make painkillers, and the mystery of the crop circles was solved in a report to Parliament on security for the crop: stoned wallabies.  The wallabies, which are sort of miniature kangaroos, are breaking into poppy farms, munching on the flowers, then hopping around in circles, as one official testified, "high as kites"."

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